It’s not me, I swear!
From Lauren Squires at polyglot conspiracy comes a link to a comic strip that in no way depicts my daily life. Not at all, I swear.
…no, I really mean it! Most of the language-related conversations I force others into involve me starting with, “Isn’t it interesting how [some famous person] said [some expression]” or “This commercial has the phrase [phrase], but that actually means [unintended meaning] instead of…” and so on.