I X and I vote


Consider what are likely values for X in the phrasal template (nascent snowclone?) I X and I vote. Such a declaration is commonly seen on bumper stickers and sometimes in the windows of people’s places of residence. In my experience (at least the experience that I think I can recall), it’s most commonly I own a gun and I vote and I’m in the NRA and I vote. But that could just be because a house near where I used to live had such a sign up in his or her window. I briefly considered that this was more of a right-wing thing to say. But if you search on google you’ll find slogans like I’m Indian, I game and I vote, I have a dog and I vote, and I’m undead and I vote, none of which really leads one to believe that the voter in question leans one way or the other politically. Well, maybe the last one…

Let it be known that other(s) have noted and commented on this pattern, including this criticism. Others seem to be aware of the template and modify it consciously.

In any case, it seems that the non-humorous ones tend at least to be proclaiming that the person holds some fringe (I’m Pagan and I vote) or at least controversial (I’m Pro-Choice and I vote) stance. What’s interesting is what you can tell about a person from the bumper sticker beyond the two stated facts.

Okay, so I really have only one case in mind, and that’s the following bumper sticker I saw recently in Berkeley. I don’t recall the sort of car it was on, but the sticker was green, and it read

I eat tofu and I vote.

Given the connection in the West (or at least California) between tofu and vegetarianism/veganism, and (thereby?) with environmentalism, and in general progressive attitudes, I read this as a statement of progressive, or possibly just tree-hugger values. But for what class of people could you draw such a connection? And here’s where the issue of the significance of tofu-eating comes in. There are people for whom tofu eating is nothing special, myself included, but nonetheless there is at least for some people (again, myself included) a recognition of the indexicality of tofu, especially (or exclusively) among people for whom tofu is something quite special. And it is this latter group’s recognition of the specialness of tofu that lets one understand the significance of the bumper sticker. Of course it’s not so simple as all that - it’s not necessarily just about individuals who happen to eat tofu, but the historical context in which they eat it. The grown child of an immigrant from a tofu-eating nation might feel just as home with tofu as the grown child of people raised in a tofu-is-new culture. Nonetheless, the social significance of eating tofu, or at least the recognition of a historical significance, might somehow persist in the later generation, such that the driver of that car might have dietary habits observably no different from (say) mine, though it would be entirely misleading (in intent, though not in literal meaning) to put that bumper sticker on my own car.

On the other hand, if a bumper sticker were to read I eat rice and I vote we would have a rather different situation.

4 Comments so far

  1. Neal Whitman on March 28th, 2008

    Maybe the tofu-eater supports subsidies for soybean farmers.

  2. The Tensor on April 2nd, 2008

    This sounds like a job for…snowclone.pl! (You had to know this was coming.)

    The top twenty variants of”I X and I vote” are:

    12000 i do and i vote
    2230 i believe and i vote
    865 i smoke and i vote
    593 i pray and i vote
    401 i am young and i vote
    377 i eat and i vote
    371 i fish and i vote
    320 i slap and i vote
    319 i blog and i vote
    290 i shoot and i vote
    274 i own a gun and i vote
    272 i game and i vote
    270 i hate bush and i vote
    264 i drive and i vote
    248 i smoke crack and i vote
    226 i am pro accordion and i vote
    224 i support ron paul and i vote
    220 i care and i vote
    208 i own guns and i vote
    190 i like dogs and i vote

    The top twenty variants of “I’m X and I vote” are:

    1990 i’m gay and i vote
    1500 i’m pro accordion and i vote
    1210 i’m pro choice and i vote
    919 i’m the nra and i vote
    621 i’m dead and i vote
    405 i’m drunk and i vote
    402 i’m an imbecile and i vote
    374 i’m pagan and i vote
    339 i’m young and i vote
    338 i’m lesbian and i vote
    290 i’m a republican and i vote
    207 i’m undead and i vote
    199 i’m wiccan and i vote
    188 i’m a stoner and i vote
    178 i’m conservative and i vote
    177 i’m horny and i vote
    168 i’m a terrorist and i vote
    141 i’m registered and i vote
    138 i’m old and i vote
    138 i’m stupid and i vote

    Synchronicity note: I was just talking about bumper stickers of this pattern the other day with The Wife. I suggested that it would be fun to make some plausibly formatted (but weird) bumper stickers and surreptitiously attach them to the backs of cars that already have a dozen or so. My best ideas so far: “Guns Not Bombs”, “Impeach Obama!”, and “My child is an honor student at Foobar Elementary School and I vote”.

  3. Russell on April 8th, 2008

    Thanks, Tensor! I never would have thought about the pro-accordion part of the population.

    I love the idea of subtly-different bumper stickers and other such things. I while back there was a to-do about a guy who tried to ride a plane with a pin that said “I’m a terrorist.” After I saw what he intended his message to be, I thought, maybe it could have been “You’re a terrorist.”

  4. Jen on April 12th, 2008

    I laughed when I came across these in Australia, where voting is compulsory. Not sure what the thinking was there…

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