I love the idea of subtly-different bumper stickers and other such things. I while back there was a to-do about a guy who tried to ride a plane with a pin that said “I’m a terrorist.” After I saw what he intended his message to be, I thought, maybe it could have been “You’re a terrorist.”

The top twenty variants of”I X and I vote” are:

12000 i do and i vote 2230 i believe and i vote 865 i smoke and i vote 593 i pray and i vote 401 i am young and i vote 377 i eat and i vote 371 i fish and i vote 320 i slap and i vote 319 i blog and i vote 290 i shoot and i vote 274 i own a gun and i vote 272 i game and i vote 270 i hate bush and i vote 264 i drive and i vote 248 i smoke crack and i vote 226 i am pro accordion and i vote 224 i support ron paul and i vote 220 i care and i vote 208 i own guns and i vote 190 i like dogs and i vote

The top twenty variants of “I’m X and I vote” are:

1990 i’m gay and i vote 1500 i’m pro accordion and i vote 1210 i’m pro choice and i vote 919 i’m the nra and i vote 621 i’m dead and i vote 405 i’m drunk and i vote 402 i’m an imbecile and i vote 374 i’m pagan and i vote 339 i’m young and i vote 338 i’m lesbian and i vote 290 i’m a republican and i vote 207 i’m undead and i vote 199 i’m wiccan and i vote 188 i’m a stoner and i vote 178 i’m conservative and i vote 177 i’m horny and i vote 168 i’m a terrorist and i vote 141 i’m registered and i vote 138 i’m old and i vote 138 i’m stupid and i vote

Synchronicity note: I was just talking about bumper stickers of this pattern the other day with The Wife. I suggested that it would be fun to make some plausibly formatted (but weird) bumper stickers and surreptitiously attach them to the backs of cars that already have a dozen or so. My best ideas so far: “Guns Not Bombs”, “Impeach Obama!”, and “My child is an honor student at Foobar Elementary School and I vote”.